courrrrrrrt.

army girlfriend♡

thesumof1000lies:

piranhabat:

jakemalik:

*drops food on floor*

germs: go get it! quick!

king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule

my favorite thing about this post is that germs have apparently gained enough sentience to develop a form of monarchy

Yes let’s just skip the part where they talk and go straight to their monarchy

zombieinmybutt:

wizcoylifa:

what if humans lost all their skin every winter and walked around as skeletons and the trees get pissed when they have to rake all our skin off their lawns

how high are you

(Source: jordybelfort, via thesumof1000lies)

emshadowss:

I cried,

never gonna hold the hand of another guy.

Too young for him, they told her.

Waiting for the love of a traveling soldier.

Our love will never end,

waiting for that soldier to come back again.

Never more to be alone,

when the letter said

"a soldier’s coming home."

(via pillgoddess)

(Source: promethazinepanda)

Sometimes your knight in shining armor turns out to be a soldier in dirty combat boots

crazykattlady:

britishstarr:

bloodyjam:

le-nickasaur:

surrealscorpion:

In India, a snake protects two pups for 48 hours after they accidentally fall into a hole. At first it was thought that she wanted to attack them, but then noticed she was caring for the puppies. When rescued, the snake was released into a forest. 

It is impossible not to share it with you.

that snake is going to snake heaven

precious babies

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I couldn’t help myself.

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Neither could I

(Source: musicasealgomais, via beyoutiful93)

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